All Merch

The complete collection, including the book The Customer’s Wrong: Words and Wackiness from the World’s Worst Bar Patrons, along with shirts, stickers, bar tools, and other bartender-approved accessories. Every item is built around the same idea: the things customers say and do that bartenders never forget. 

Whether you’re a bartender, barback, server, or just someone who loves a good bar story, this is where you’ll find all the merch that celebrates the reality behind the bar—because sometimes the customer really is wrong. 🍻