The Customer's Wrong
The Customer's Wrong
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A hilarious, painfully relatable collection of the wild and wacky things customers say and do at bars. This book is written for bartenders, by a bartender.
If you've ever worked behind a bar, you've seen it all—the bad jokes, the entitled assholes, the creepy guys, the know-it-alls, the sloppy drunks, the dumb questions, the clichés. The Customer's Wrong is a compilation of quotes and stories from and about the absolute worst bar patrons the world has ever known.
From the customer who insists that you "make it strong" to the one who tries to pay with life advice, to the classic, "Make me something you like," this book highlights the customers who make bartending the most entertaining (and soul-sucking) job on Earth.
Perfect for bartenders, bar managers, servers, hospitality workers, or anyone who loves behind-the-scenes bar humor, this collection is equal parts comedy, catharsis, and "I can't believe this really happened."
For anyone who has ever poured a drink and questioned humanity, this book is for you.