Football season is officially underway, which means another year of some of the most obnoxious bar customers any bartender could imagine. College Saturdays and NFL Sundays are always an amalgam of the worst fans, and the first couple of weeks of the season have been a perfect reminder of the customers who make football season some of the most hellish bartending shifts.

The Most Annoying Football Fans Bartenders Deal With

🏈 The customer who sits down and immediately asks you to switch the TV to his team

• This one is always fun since there are sometimes 10 NFL games on at once, and every TV is labeled with which game will be on which screen
• Explaining this to the customer almost always results in a response of, "No one is watching this game."

🏈 The customer who says the volume is too low

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🏈 The customer who says the volume is too high

🏈 The customer who slams the bar tab with every bit of strength (for positive or negative plays)

🏈 The customer who continues to stare at the TV when it's their turn to order

🏈 The customer looking to start problems with fans of the other team

🏈 The customer who tries to explain his entire team's strategy to you even though you have no interest in his team, or football for that matter

🏈 The customer who pouts and tips like shit because their team lost