The World’s Most Awkward Pivot
At the beginning of my bartending shift, a young girl walked in. Before I could ask for her ID, she led with, "Are you guys hiring?"
"Sorry, we're all staffed up right now."
As she exited, a middle-aged man in punk-rock leather entered, presumably her father. "You guys aren't hiring?" as if he was listening to the exchange.
"No, pal, we have a pretty small staff and rarely have openings here."
"When will you guys be hiring again?"
"I couldn't tell ya, buddy."
"Fine. What beer do you have?"
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