People love to give their two cents, and that's no different with bar customers. Whether they're an everyday regular or someone stepping foot in your establishment for the first time, bar patrons love to tell bartenders "what can make this place more money" or "how to get more people in here."

Here are a few of the classic suggestions from the world's brightest bar patrons.

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🍺After telling them you don't carry something they just ordered, "You'd have a lot more people in here if you did."

🍺"You should have more vegetarian options."

🍺"You should get a kids' menu."

🍺"This other bar I go to makes this cocktail. Why don't you guys add that to your menu?"

🍺"The food was great, but you know what I'd suggest to the chef..."

🍺"You guys should do live music."

🍺"You guys should have a bingo night."

🍺"You should show something besides sports on your TVs."

🍺"You should get TVs in here."

🍺"You know what kind of music would work great if you played it here..."

🍺"You should add more seating."

🍺"You should have round tables."

🍺"You should add another bar."

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