St Patrick's Day is always one of the biggest and sloppiest drinking days on any bar's calendar. As with any major drinking holiday, the rookie drinkers are out, the bad tippers are in full force, and everyone is confused about why they can't get their very difficult drink order in two seconds while 30 other people are waiting to be served as well.

Here are some of the high(low)lights from this year's St Paddy's weekend and holiday.

Things Customers Always Say on St. Patrick’s Day

🍀 "I'm 1/16th Irish"

🍀 "I'm ACTUALLY Irish. DO I get a free shot?"

🍀 "That's not how you pour a Guinness."

🍀 "Why isn't every beer green?"

🍀 "They don't charge this much for Jameson at the other Irish pub."

🍀 "I know it's busy, but can we get 10 black and tans?"

🍀 "I'll get you on the next one."

🍀 "That's the ONLY thing on special?"

Stories like this are exactly why The Customer’s Wrongs exists. You can grab a copy and relive even more ridiculous bartender moments on the book page here.